Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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