and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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