So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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