Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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