Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
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If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.