Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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