i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize