We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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