I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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