you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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