She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just high enough for therapy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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