I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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