I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
my poor anus
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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