I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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