You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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