How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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