Christians are straight up FREAKS
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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