On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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