I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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