Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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