so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
please don't ironically join a cult
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