i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You took a bar mat shot.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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