she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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