My Higher Power is John Stamos
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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