a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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