I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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