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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."

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  Decisions, decisions.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.

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• (408): View more from California

  I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.

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