He disabled his match.com account in front of me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.