He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.