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(917): View more from New York City

He disabled his match.com account in front of me

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(740): View more from Ohio

at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!

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(228): View more from Mississippi

yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup

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(404): View more from Georgia

i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.

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(678): View more from Georgia

we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE

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(772): View more from Florida

I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.

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(607): View more from New York

No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.

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