so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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