***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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