Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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