i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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