So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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