How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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