If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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