Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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