dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Im part way to drunk.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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