he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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