He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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