its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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