Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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