He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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