Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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