Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
How external is "for external use only"?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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