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Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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