the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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