Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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