there's paper in my vomit.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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