i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
BRING THE BAGELS
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
