in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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