i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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