how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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