I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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