i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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