You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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