How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
they need to just BURY HIM!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The uberlube is also flammable
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Randomize
