Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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